Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I can't quit you

This is not the time for flowing prose and insight. I just updated my resume on careerbuilder, in a feeble effort to bring employers to ME. I was then directed to a list of job openings in my area. Fourth on the list, I kid you not, was "Fast Track to General Manager". The employer? Bakers Square Restaurant and Pies.
A weekend of binge drinking in Madison is just what I need after that, and I don't even care if that sounds like a cry for help. I want alcohol and I want it NOW.

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2 comments:

TMW said...

Maybe when you're here we can go to the grocery store and you can exhibit your fine grocery shopping skills??

Emily Anne said...

OMG I LOVE IT. It's at times like these where I really wish we were WT and could get away with a life like that...BS=LIFE.