Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Slutty Penguins for Obama

I tried to write something about how exciting the last six days are going to be, but then I deleted it all. It's not going to be exciting, it's going to be excruciating. I can't read any more information on this election, or my brain might burst open. If I were to spontaneously combust, the only thing left behind would be polling data and the word "monger". Hate-monger, fear-monger, drill-monger, war-monger. I'm really hoping to retire that word.

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2 comments:

Liz said...

whoremonger?

Gina Marie said...

Except for whoremonger, which I will continue to use seven to eight times per day.