Emilio Estevez

Jeff and his college buddies have a thing where they tell jokes about Emilio Estevez. It's nearly impossible to explain, so here's an example.

What do you call Emilio Estevez when he gets a job as a stock broker?

          Emilio Invest-evez.

Here's another example.

What do you call Emilio Estevez when he puts on his clothes for the day?

          Emilo Is-Dressed-Evez.

As you can imagine, there is no real end in sight for this game. That is, until I released the greatest EE joke of all a few weeks ago.

What do you call Emilio Estevez when he joins a sorority? 

          Emilio #Blessed-Evez.

{Drops the mic.}

{Picks it back up to share this photo with you.}

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Anyway, you should probably all share your favorite original Estevez jokes in the comments.