You can't blame this one on a hanging chad

I wrote a really long, grand post on voting last night. I stressed the importance of finding a candidate you most identify with, even if you have to make some concessions*.

At one point, I wrote that I understood people who become so disillusioned by the process that they end up not voting. That’s when I deleted the whole post and started this one.

Because I don’t understand that. The disillusionment, I get. Excusing yourself from your most basic civic duty? I don’t get that. I don’t understand that kind of apathy.

I remember hearing people during the 2004 elections say, “If you don’t vote, you can’t complain”. I was legal to vote by exactly 9 weeks and I already felt the telling cynicism of this statement. I wondered, Is this what I have to look forward to for the rest of my voting life?

But over the years, I’ve been able to realize that the alternative of this sentiment is even more powerful.

If you don’t vote, you miss out on the ability to feel proud when your elected official does something worthwhile. The ability to fist pump when a good bill is passed, or when a bad bill is voted out in committee.

Sure, missing out on complaining isn’t all that motivating. But missing out on the ability to fist pump when they get it right? I can’t imagine we all aren't in favor of a fist pump. So go vote. Please. Even if you're voting in opposition to everything I am voting in favor of.

If that doesn't motivate you, you should know you get a FREE sticker! See:

*Cough, MN gubernatorial election, cough.

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I went to Subway just for the kettle chips today

I drove past my exit on the freeway this morning. I zoned out while filling my water bottle from the Culligan jug and had to wring out the bottom of my jeans in our mailroom. Either I had a long eye-rubbing session that I’ve since forgotten about, or I only put mascara on my left peeper today.

That was my preface to warn you that today’s post is going to be less than brilliant.

I read today that the Library of Congress is archiving every public Tweet ever posted. That’s right, alongside the 21 million catalogued books, and other interesting artifacts that showcase our society’s rich history, will be this:

And this:

And this, via @tali_M:

At first, I was all in a huff about the LOC owning my tweets, wondering how they'd ever be able to justify the 'cultural significance' of my kettle chip obsession. Then I realized that in 20 years, between my constant tweets about craving salty snacks and the website This Is Why You're Fat, America will be able to do some seriously disturbing research on why no one can move anymore.

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